Unruly scenes as removalists arrive for Premier Gladys

NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is publicly pretending that she is not leaving in March but privately she has already walked off the job. Meanwhile, her Treasurer, Dominic Perrottet, has elbowed her out of the way and is behaving as if he has been sworn in as the State’s 46th Premier.

In the polls, Empress Gladys is still preferred Premier, particularly among women voters, right-wing feminists and the upwardly-mobile among the people called millennials. However, they don’t have a vote in the party room where the Premiership is decided.

Up until a year ago Ms Berejiklian commanded around 80% of the vote of Coalition MPs. But today it has fallen to about 15%, and if she called for a confidence vote, the “No” votes and abstentions would be massive.

These embarrassingly poor numbers have convinced Ms Berejiklian it is time to go. However, she wants her departure to be conducted on her terms. Can she do it? Probably not. Senior politicians can only partially organise their exits, but their colleagues pull the lever of the trapdoor.

Keep in mind, politicians like taking the top job with a UNANIMOUS party room vote which means the current arm-twisting and backstabbing is all about “persuading” leadership contenders to stand down. This allows the new leader to declare at the first press conference, “I have the total support of all my colleagues. The vote was unanimous.”

Perrottet has fashioned a “dream ticket” to replace her; he has recruited Cabinet Minister Matt Kean as his running mate. As a piece of political architecture it is dishonest, impractical and bound to fail. Perrottet, a right-wing politician with connections to the Roman Catholic sect known as Opus Dei, while Kean is a “wet” (moderate) Liberal, who believes in gay marriage, abortion reform and combatting climate change.

Dom and Matt won’t be a happy couple!!

This week Perrottet has been glad-handing his way around Sydney doing what Premiers do – making major speeches on taxation, the economy, the arts, planning and infrastructure. For a man noted for grim reticence, it was a stellar performance. The SMH devoted almost two pages to his unfunded “thought bubbles”. It was written by Angus Thompson, “Urban affairs reporter”, whose future career will be followed with interest.

Speaking at a “Sydney Summit” Perrottet laid out plans for Sydneysiders to “shun mediocrity” and embrace his dreams [delusions?] for “a world-class city”. He praised Paul Keating, former Labor PM and adviser to billionaire Frank Lowy, and Lucy Turnbull, wife of former Liberal PM Malcolm Turnbull, as visionaries for their plan to make Macquarie Street a “cultural precinct”. Perrottet wanted overseas students let back into NSW because, he claimed, they contributed $13.6 billion to the economy. The concept of an Asian student-led recovery is bizarre.

Greater Sydney Commissioner Geoff Roberts joined the “dream-on” by supporting the division of Sydney into three cities – 1) Parramatta, Penrith and the Sydney Olympics site; 2) Sydney 2nd airport at Badgery’s Creek and its adjoining business hub called “Aerotropolis”; and 3) the “Eastern Harbour City” (the CBD, Darling Harbour, Opera House, Harbour Bridge, SCG, Roosters NRL and Randwick racecourse).

Ms Berejiklian and Mr Perrottet both have good reason to want a transfer of power. 1) Gladys is facing the re-opening of an ICAC inquiry into land deals masterminded by Liberal Minister Daryl Maguire whom she intended to marry. And Cabinet’s dodgy approval of James Packer’s Crown casino at Darling Harbour has now engulfed Ms Berejiklian; 2) Perrottet will be called before an official investigation into the apparent criminal rorting at icare, the workers’ compensation scheme.

In a clear sign that deck chairs are being re-arranged, Upper House president John Ajaka suddenly resigned from his $309,621-a-year job. His announcement was slipped out very late on a Friday afternoon and was therefore scarcely reported. It triggered a frenzied discussion among MPs about the imminence of regime change and Ms Berejikian’s departure.

As Ajaka’s parliamentary pension is calculated on his final salary, his golden handshake will be immensely richer by going now and not in the months ahead when he may be sacked and replaced and thus be reduced to an ordinary MP’s basic salary of $169,192. Does Ajaka prefer the gravy to the gruel? We shall see.

In late news, Ms Berejiklian is reported to be thinking of staying in office until mid-year to salvage some of her tarnished reputation. Dom, aka “Mr Pair-of-Tits”, will be furious with this turn of events: he doesn’t want any delay at all. Like Prince Charles, he’s waited long enough.


  1. Hey there again Alex….so great to see a second week of you back in the harness.

    The above more than worth a read…..& so very illuminating! ..AND! I did NOT know that Dom was a member of Opus Dei…….that “Personal Prelature” of Saint JP II……now…THAT explains a helluva lot!

    Best wishes..

  2. Those bloody Opus Dei tentacles! Then there’s Gerard Henderson and his non-think-tank Sydney Institute (Quelle blague!) Nothing-to-see-here/Everybody-does-it rorter Gladys. Beef up the State ICAC and bring on the Federal ICAC!O’Farrell and James Packer in a business meeting with Alan Jones??? Re his Crown gambling and vice den – have these kinds of out-of-sight things ceased? And what of the Newcastle Club? Who lies at the back of that cosy little band?

  3. Only the Alex humour and that still sharp journo’s pencil can add any lustre to Perrottet the otherwise boring politician ; and simultaneously produce that uplifting picture of Gladys’ removal van trundling down Macquarie Street.
    Might the next Alex NSW political post mortem dissect the end of the Labor leader’s career? It seems imminent.

  4. Great work Alex. Always imperative to be informed of the inner machinations of Government. Very very ugly. We live in times when the planet needs total attention but we are forced to swim in all of this political shite! We need you more than ever to keep us informed. Many thanks.

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